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batiakasyasininaltinda asked:

well it's rather impossible not to have sex with Zeus . He's an eager guy when it comes to make love with humans ;) he simply has no bounds.

fuckyeahstrangemythology:

Yeah you got a point there

I mean, look at this handsome stud

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he’s got the whole “scruffy beard” look going for him and an eagle

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he’s got a sculpted body like hot damn boy

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And Zeus just stole Ganymede yo’ gurl

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And those deep piercing eyes!

Ladies and gentlemen please contain yourselves! I know what you’re thinking, “I wanna ride his lightning bolt” but you must resist the urge if you wanna live!

However like mythologicalmotherearth says, you’re probably screwed either way (both literally and figuratively)

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